Sunday, August 5, 2012

PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE!!!

Did you know that if you don't practice, properly, it's a lock you won't improve. If you practice the wrong way, it's a guarantee you'll get worse. Guess what I did??

I spent the better part of the past two weeks learning lyrics. The key word being "learning".

Sitting by myself, I can get most of the words to dark side of the moon out in relatively accurate order. I learned words. Not how to sing them.

Adding a guitar, several musicians, a microphone, amplifiers and music and I promptly reverted back into a babbling idiot. Actually, a babbling idiot that couldn't find a note in a room full of Post It's. Baaaaaad!

My practice methods will change. I will play, sing, record and improve. An hour a day at least.

If I don't improve after the next two practices, I will have to fire myself  and get a replacement.

On the good side, the band sounds great aand shows steady improvement. The music is coming together. I need to learn to post audio.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Hearing Yourself

This is an odd subject. For a lot of reasons.


I'm very new to singing. Out loud and in public at any rate.


I like to think that I'm my own worst critic but that implies that I'm capable of judging. What if i stink at judging???


The recorder will be running at this weekends practice. God, help me.


We've all seen the singers on stage with their ear buds locked tightly to their heads. Found out that this is referred to as an In Ear Monitor or IEM for those of us who like short stuff.


The sound going to these typically comes from a mixer where the user can select the combinations of voice and music channels that they feel provides them with the feedback they seek.


I'm thinking that, if I ever get one of these bad boys, my wisest choice would be to add a liberal dose of the mute channel.


Several chat threads mention the pros and cons of this IEM system or that. The interesting thing is that, very often, someone refers to simply using ear plugs. I like that idea and will certainly try it out.


We'll probably have to have hand signals lest someone tosses a brick at my head to get my attention.


Off to build a practice schedule for this weekend.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Systems

A whole new world opened up the other day. Actually three. It happened on a a trip to get a keyboard amplifier for Lori. It was my first trip beyond the guitar areas of Guitar Center.

They have spaces dedicated to sound systems, lighting systems and control systems. The world just got a bit more complicated. A cursory check says it's going to get a lot more expensive too. Bugger...

Somehow, all the noise this band makes has got to be tucked into a rather cryptic electronic space, get spun into gold and be sent wafting into an audiences ear. Preferably without causing any bleeding or broken glass.

Then we have to have some lighting. And lasers. Don't forget the lasers. There were several cool "little" toys that look like fun. A quick scan of the www led to some nifty things. The big question here would be size and intensity. Blinding people goes right up there with making ears bleed. It would be frowned upon. The other extreme of having to turn off all the lights to see if they're working would be a major disappointment. 

Note from the author: Lighting is my desire. I'd like Pink Floyds Pulse light show but... Somewhere between that and flashlights will work.

Finally, controlling the whole beast. Letting everyone have their own volumn controls might imply the need for a third party intervention. Especially me. I'm still looking for that amp volumn control that goes up to 11. Balancing the sound will be needed. 

This is tricky business. There are a lot of things that have to happen to make a good, high fidelity, sound. Adding the control of lighting make the "engineer" position all that more viable.

Making a mistake in selecting a piece of equipment can quickly make what seemed an intellegent decision into the choice of a fool. This may take camping out in the showroom trying stuff out or finding a rental company with choices.

Finding the right questions will also be a key. Lori got a nice amp. But getting a programmable amp didn't cross my mind until yesterday...



Thursday, July 26, 2012

A note on the last note. A friend of my daughters is taking singing lesson and I've expressed an interest in taking them too. I was kind enough to repeat my r'r'r'r singing moment.

I'm a bit uncomfortable when a 15 year old knows more than I do. "You never sing R's". Along with the cursory rolling of eyes and the shake of the head I was promptly reduced to possessing every human deficiency known to man.

There should be a law.

Monday, July 23, 2012

The past few weeks have been interesting. Crazy but, intersting.


I was in the school band in 5th grade. Drums. Got kicked out when I accidently tore a kids shirt off trying to remove a loose thread. I have developed a monster respect for that poor teacher. This stuff is a lot harder than the pros make it look.


We've had two practices since the last post. Mad fun and getting better every time. It has been a bit difficult getting 6 people to a regular practice. Work trips, visitation schedules and family vacations can toss a kink into the plans but that's life. This is fun! We have yet to have all the members together.


So we can play. It sounds very good. Then there's the singing part. Singing's hard. Singing good is really hard. I'm, by default, the singer. Yikes!


Wikipedia has been a great help. So has my wife (and keyboard player). It's easy to sound ok when you crank the volumn up on the radio. Cranking the volumn on a PA system is a whole new adventure. My first attempts added up to 650 WATTS of pure s**t.


There are a lot of reasons that singing is hard. Not knowing the words to a song is probably the first and biggest road block to singing it... Those parts we mumble with the radio really sound freaky live. I've gotten better at memorizing all of the lyrics to the songs we're playing. I still have a lot of work to do. And I'm really good and mixing up the order of the verses. So good, in fact, it might be considered a strength if it weren't for the melody going in a different direction. I'm trying to steer the music selections to songs with very few lyrics.


We're playing a lot of Pink Floyd tunes. Most of Dark Side of the Moon, Comfortably Numb, Wish You Were Here. Got some Joe Walsh, Stevie Ray, Santana, Doobie Brothers and Buffalo Springfield in the mix as well. We'll certainly add more.


Some of these I've been singing along with for 40 years. Rocky Mountain Way is in the key of B. High B. Joe's high B. I couldn't hit that if a snow storm blew up my shorts. It's now a middle B. Nice and comfortable. Hopefully the audience will appreciate the fact that I'm making it easier on all of us.


An epiphany was handed to me by my lovely wife. "You have to make the words your own". I made an AC/DC song my own once by singing "Dirty Deeds And Dah Dunder Chief". She didn't mean that way.


I'd been struggling with the opening lyric of Breathe. Just finding the opening note was tough. The second line, "Breathe in the air", was a joke. Have you ever heard someone who's lived in Texas for quite a while say air?  Gilmore makes it breathe. I made it sound like air'r'r'r. Mortified.


So, in a sense, I made the words my own. I spoke them. into a recorder. I've never said air'r'r'r in my life until I tried singing that line. It wasn't there when I spoke. So I spoke and spoke and spoke. The recorder patiently proved my ineptitude repeatedly. Until I used my own voice and my own pace. Comfort settled in and it improved.


Wiki has several pages on singing. Exercises for loosening up. Training your voice. Finding your key. Breathing. It's been a big help.


A long way to go and my r key is getting chapped.


More later.









Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The Beginning

The First Practice
Rocky Mountain gettin' hammered 

Wish You Were Here
gettin' nailed

Getting Started

The band is coming together.

Haris and Dave on lead guitar. Me on rythm.

Marc on drums.

Lori on keyboards

Jeff will join on bass next week.

Had our first practice last weekend. It was a good bit of setting up and trying out equipment.

We spent some time going over the first songs:

"For What It's Worth", "Rocky Mountain Way" and "Wish You Were Here".

Started playing with RMW and quickly figured out that there are at least ten ways to play the bugger and none of them are real good when everyone isn't on the same page. A lesson learned. All the pieces are there. Great slide by Dave. Haris has got a good bogie riff. Lori's keybords fill out the bridges and Marc was quite patient/

Had fun though and managed to sound like a real band on WYWH when we got to "did they get you to trade". A bit of a magic moment.